a good friend of mine recently started having a... strange fascination in making up weird poems on the spot involving phrases like "Japan snow" and "sweet as a French lollipop". he'd constantly turn around during Mandarin class and start speaking in what he calls his 'romantic sexy' voice. he even wrote one of his poems down for me, and i laughed so hard for so long at its contents. he was quite proud of it too, considering how he showed everyone afterwards.. so he wouldn't mind if i posted it up on a forum for all to see --- WARNING: the following contains disturbing subject matter ---
yeeep. he has nicer writing than me. i constantly tease him about it.... but deep down im really just jealous lol.
lmao why did i predict you guys would say things like this? xD he's a really good friend of mine, and is very very random.. and weird. you should see what he says to our teachers. a real smooth talker, that Aaron. and yes, Nirvania, i am Joanne.
smooth talkin stops working in college. but just curious, what's he saying to teachers to get his way?
haha well to our Mandarin teacher, he'd say things like "you look beautiful!" and once our teacher pointed out how this one painting was really pretty, he said "just like you, Ms Lu!" iono, he's much funnier in person. and yeah Knoc, it really does sound like something a serial killer would write hahahaha. but i still find it hilarious xD
if a student says that to a teacher its ok..but if a teacher were to say that to a student he/she would get fired....so weirdd well i never had a hot teacher to say "u're beautiful" to get good marks
yes, but he's not the type of person i'd like in that way. plus he's got a girlfriend he's crazy about. hahaha she's nowhere near the word "hot". and he doesn't really ever get good marks from our Mandarin teacher... but you can tell she loves it when he says stuff like that. its so funny hahaha she blushes whenever he does.
lol did Nirvy call you a dirty... whore.. lmao... hmm your gate, shut like a door.. wonder what dude could mean... hmmm....-detect
as soon as i saw the poem, all i could think was, ' A GUY FRIGGING WROTE THIS?' -lol his handwriting is so darn neat! im so jealous >.<;;
yes who would of thought.. the girl, who gets pissed off so easily at people, main weakness are dirty poems.. -lol
lmfao, come on Ecko.. shut up. xD i did get pissed off he'd write those things cuz.. well they're so random... but how can you NOT laugh at the line, "shut like a door, you dirty whore"?? hahahahha it's priceless!
